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Sometimes your toilet bowl isn't as clean as you'd like it to
be.
But you have guests due to arrive any minute! What to do?
Grab a handful of poo-pourri and sprinkle it in the loo. I
suppose it would be scented with floral, pine and citrus
flavours (though why these are the most popular I dont
know -
we could get more creative) and would float in the bowl,
obscuring any unsightly streak-marks or yellow water stains.
It
would have to be re-sprinkled after a flush of course. But
how
to keep it from getting soggy and sinking?
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Yech. Just clean your toilet. |
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You'd have to make it water-repellant and lightweight, neither one out of the question. Mold the material into fake rose petals or lotus blossoms and you've got a winner. |
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Why not use actual rose petals (dried or fresh)? They'll float, for a while at least. |
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Interestingly, "potpourri" is French for "rotten pot," which seems to be an apt description of the smell you're trying to cover up. |
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I can't figure out why it doesn't surprise me that waugsy turns out to be a potpourri type of guy. |
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po pourri - hint of givenchi? nice |
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