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Poo-pourri

 Poo-pourri for the toilet bowl
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Sometimes your toilet bowl isn't as clean as you'd like it to be. But you have guests due to arrive any minute! What to do? Grab a handful of poo-pourri and sprinkle it in the loo. I suppose it would be scented with floral, pine and citrus flavours (though why these are the most popular I dont know - we could get more creative) and would float in the bowl, obscuring any unsightly streak-marks or yellow water stains. It would have to be re-sprinkled after a flush of course. But how to keep it from getting soggy and sinking?
—tikifish, Jun 28 2001

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       Yech. Just clean your toilet.
—snarfyguy, Jun 28 2001
   

       You'd have to make it water-repellant and lightweight, neither one out of the question. Mold the material into fake rose petals or lotus blossoms and you've got a winner.
—Dog Ed, Jun 28 2001
   

       Why not use actual rose petals (dried or fresh)? They'll float, for a while at least.
—wiml, Jun 28 2001
   

       Interestingly, "potpourri" is French for "rotten pot," which seems to be an apt description of the smell you're trying to cover up.
—francois, Jun 29 2001
   

       I can't figure out why it doesn't surprise me that waugsy turns out to be a potpourri type of guy.
—globaltourniquet, Jun 29 2001
   

       po pourri - hint of givenchi? nice
—po, Feb 18 2002
   


 

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