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Polkarate

 The New Workout Rage!
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Has your Tae-bo workout video sent your aggression levels too high? Are you punching into space constantly? Is the beat-box music running through your mind every time you do your morning routine?

Try Polkarate. Learn basic karate moves to Lawerence Welk waltzes. Sharpen your balance, your physique, and your Polish dance steps at the same time.

And when you're done, think of how much you appreciate your normal fare of music...

—RayfordSteele, Feb 17 2006

Oh my... http://www.mp3shits...y_Polka_mp3/764715/
Free mp3 polka by Wierd Al [ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 17 2006, last modified Feb 18 2006]

Roving Gangs of you-know-who Roving_20Gangs_20Of...nte_20Polka_20Bands
Good music gone bad (bad to worse?) [Canuck, Feb 17 2006]

Morton Feldman http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Morton_Feldman
the opposite of both noise and silence [xenzag, Feb 18 2006]

Polka Band DDrifters Album Cover http://www.flickr.c...22019@N00/32767115/
Note the special Polkarate suits [ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 18 2006]

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       Does this idea have anything to do with the Roving Gangs of Vigilante Polka Bands (see link)? It could be misunderstood as a thinly-disguised recruitment and training ground for future retribution fiends, mercenaries, and common rabble-rousers.
—Canuck, Feb 17 2006
   

       I play Morton Feldman when I'm doing Tai Chi - which must be the most extreme opposite of this idea. I especially appreciate the naturally occurring name +
—xenzag, Feb 17 2006
   

       [+] one, two, oom pa pa...
—xandram, Feb 17 2006
   

       Not a papparatzi or cognizatti idea? Never mind.
—normzone, Feb 17 2006
   

       How many years does it take to get your polkadot belt?   

       Ah, my nemeses, Slim and Ice Drzazvowski of the 3rd Street Polka Gang...
—RayfordSteele, Feb 18 2006
   


 

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