h a l f b a k e r yContrary to popular belief
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During the election campaign and, if elected, at random intervals thenceforth, each candidate is strapped into a harness and lowered into a giant test-tube full of a combination of drug test solutions, for a period of several days.
MRI lie detectors are supposedly infallible
http://www.noliemri.com/
[theircompetitor, Nov 05 2013]
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it's funny that this always comes up. But do we really
want politicians that always tell the truth? Liar, Liar
comes to mind :) |
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What I want is not a politician who tells the truth so much
as one who will listen to it. |
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No there has to be a simple machine that indicates the
truth is either 1) out there 2)in here. Objects placed in
the device including politicians get one out of the two
indicator lights. |
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There is. Might be fun to imagine a congressional
session like this. Or the President doing the State of
the Union from one of these |
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Better to alternately immerse them in vats of concentrated acid and concentrated alkali, and see if they change colour. |
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