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Hopscotch, mumbly peg (many pols and a single knife), jump rope, bocce ball (mafia dons), free climbing, dancing, rock, paper and scissors , race walking. |
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Certainly some of the photos would drive somebody out of the race.+ |
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Note the more candidates the more fun. For example,
consider 8 Republican candidates all playing simultaneous
chess with each other. If someone isn't smart enough to
keep track of 7 simultaneous games (and win at least 4),
how can he or she possibly qualify for the Presidency? |
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Also games of pure chance would be fun, like snakes & ladders. |
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... or "Balance the U.S. Federal Budget" ... |
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Five out of six doctors find Russian Roulette to be perfectly safe. |
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"Ask your physician if Smith & Wesson .38 Special 130-grain FMJ is right for you ..." |
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