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First date, the guy says, "I'm in commodity sales, travel a lot,
soon to
be divorced..." You reach into your pocket (or purse), pull out
this
little Bic-lighter-size device, push a button, up pops a small but
unmistakable RED FLAG. End of date, no words necessary.
Or at a political rally,
"My program will eliminate taxes, create
hundreds
of jobs, lead America to a New Era...blah, blah, blah." 500 little
red
flags pop up in the audience (like cell-phones at a concert).
One button says it all.
The Old-Fashioned Approach
http://www.spicymus...t/files/BangGun.jpg Perhaps acceptable over a dinner table on your date; Not so good at political rallies. (Note: Original link image with a real "red flag" was replaced due to some bakers being unable to view it.) [jurist, Apr 23 2010, last modified Apr 24 2010]
bs detector
http://www.thecrypt...llshitDetector.html [jaksplat, Apr 24 2010]
a different pocket red flag
http://en.wikipedia...i/Handkerchief_code NOT what this idea is about, just to be clear. [hob, Sep 23 2010]
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This is probably a more sophisticated and politically correct alternative to the spring-loaded toy handgun with a message flag that we used to use. |
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// spring-loaded toy handgun // |
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Inevitably inferior to the nitro-powder loaded real handgun. |
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Would be nice if it was hat-mounted instead of handheld. |
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Definitely nothing resembling a handgun, toy or otherwise.
This sets off real red flags from way too many of the wrong
people. |
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Would it often shroud your martyred dead, by any chance? |
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I tried to use this at a running of the bulls, but the charging
steer in front of me just didn't get the message. |
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//I tried to use this at a running of the bulls, but the
charging steer in front of me just didn't get the
message.// |
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But, that bull was not trying to deceive you. It is a BS
*indicator*, not a repellant. I wonder why you
needed an indicator at all? I suppose the bull may
have *seemed* like a nice guy...but, still, the horns,
and all? |
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