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Sheets with pleats
Are great for feets
Have more room
Where your foot meets
Pleats on quilts
And warm blankeets
Add more space
For pleated sheets
Sleepless nights
And cramping toes
With pleats on sheets
Get none of those
Now
I finally can sleep tight
Thanks to pleated sheets...
Goodnight.
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Beats eating lunch meat on wheat in a bedroom suite concrete rumble seat. |
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are you all drunk? the idea is a slam-dunk, so give sartep a bun..k |
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Tucked in sheets
And pleats on feets
Whilst quite a cheat
For keeping neat
Would make me fret
And have hot sweat
Flat on my back
In vacuum pack |
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With pleats in sheets I could deal with tucked in sheets. I insist on loose sheets so my feet don't feel trapped. |
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It's a Treat to Beat your Feet on the Pleated Feet Sheet! |
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And the lullaby, The Pleated Feet Sheet Suite, puts me to sleep with a smile. |
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