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Pleated Feet Sheet

 Have tucked in sheets and room for your feet
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Sheets with pleats
Are great for feets
Have more room
Where your foot meets

Pleats on quilts
And warm blankeets
Add more space
For pleated sheets

Sleepless nights
And cramping toes
With pleats on sheets
Get none of those

Now I finally can sleep tight
Thanks to pleated sheets...
Goodnight.
—sartep, Apr 27 2004

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       Beats eating lunch meat on wheat in a bedroom suite concrete rumble seat.
—FarmerJohn, Apr 27 2004
   

       are you all drunk? the idea is a slam-dunk, so give sartep a bun..k
—dentworth, Apr 27 2004
   

       Tucked in sheets
And pleats on feets
Whilst quite a cheat
For keeping neat
Would make me fret
And have hot sweat
Flat on my back
In vacuum pack
—squeak, Apr 27 2004
   

       With pleats in sheets I could deal with tucked in sheets. I insist on loose sheets so my feet don't feel trapped.
—normzone, Mar 22 2005
   

       It's a Treat to Beat your Feet on the Pleated Feet Sheet!
—csea, Mar 23 2005
   

       And the lullaby, The Pleated Feet Sheet Suite, puts me to sleep with a smile.
—farble, Mar 29 2005
   
      
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