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Whether you are drunk, tired, or feeling unwell, it is a great boon to lean forward to rest your head on the wall above the urinal or toilet bowl, rather than having to balance upright on your own two feet.
However the wall is usually hard, often cold, sometimes damp or dirty.
The Piss Cushion
is mounted at a convenient height on the wall. Now you can just rest your head on the cushion.
The portable companion piece, the Piss Head, is ideal when going out to an unknown venue where the proprietors may not have yet installed Piss Cushions. The Piss Head is a small cushion that you wear strapped to your head, between the crown and the forehead. It is attached by a strap under the chin and perhaps also one behind the ears. You can now look stylish as well as prepared!
In reference to a urinal/cap
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Similar? [daseva, Dec 30 2011]
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Surprisingly, a better idea than I expected from the title. |
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//Piss Head// Beautiful name, that! Tell me you're some sort of marketing guru.. |
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Also, needs a packet of sterile covers on the wall next to the unit. Some greasy ass men with whom I will not be sharing my Piss Cushion. |
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I don't think I want to rest my face against the same
cushion as those who are drunk, tired and feeling
unwell. |
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People should carry their own piss cushions filled
with their own piss. |
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These cushions will perfectly facilitate pranksters who are
always trying to write obscene words on other peoples'
foreheads (or piss-heads). To counter this, piss cushion
cleaner solution and cloths should be used on piss
cushions before use to remove all backwards-written
obscenities. |
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Thankyou for that image [swimswim]... just stand still for a minute will you? |
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There are seventeen reasons not to implement this
idea. |
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No problem,I reside within a padded cell. |
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Does it have a padded urinal? |
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Maybe it could be integrated into a new style of
baseball cap. |
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I'm sorry, but I just don't see any good coming from a
combination baseball cap/urinal. |
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One handed piss like a boss. |
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[Alterother], I don't think a cap/urinal is any less
ingenious than [linky]. |
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//Patented 2004// Damn! Well I never! |
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In that both involve dribbling, yes. |
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[pocmloc] Obviously you forgot to google; such a newbie mistake, tut tut. |
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hats off to a h'baker in the wild. |
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I was tired, and feeling unwell when I posted this idea, and that's my excuse. Also I still claim originality for the Piss Head half of the equation. |
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As well you should. Bake on, pisshead! |
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You should combine it with the idea of a packet of napkins
functioning as a cushion, to prevent sweat and germs
passing from person to person through touch... |
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