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Pirate Sunglasses
Hidden truths posts pirate idea, jumps on bandwagon, is massive hypocrite | |
Ill say that I thought of this as an idea before thinking of posting it here. Some will believe me. Many probably wont. I cant say I blame them. Feel free to mentally replace the pirate type words with 'person with eye-patch'. I just went for the easiest example.
In this age of ozone depletion
and rising awareness of eye damage, good eye care is massively important. Sunglasses are a must for the modern, cosmopolitan pirate. Of course, wearing glasses over an eye patch is a serious fashion faux-pas. I mean, theyd just look ridiculous.
Pirate sunglasses are for the buccaneer with a sense of style. There is a perfectly normal lens (UVA and UVB resistant) for the good eye and a curve designed to fit in perfectly with the standard issue eye patch for the other, with a slight added weight to balance the lens side.
Naturally they come in both left and right varieties. Brigands, dont let yourselves be seen out without them.
Tinted monocle
sun_20monocle But what self respecting pirate (or any other person for that matter) would go around wearing a monocle [hidden truths, Jun 15 2006]
Argghh, not pink me mateys!
http://images.amazo...984.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg [skinflaps, Jun 15 2006]
Airwolf rules
http://www.tv-serie...d.com/airwolf.shtml airwolf patch glasses [akgeo, Jun 15 2006]
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Eye patch tinted monocle? |
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[bananaman] already corners the market in monocles (see link). |
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I seemed to remember that a charactor in the short lived tv series "Airwolf" had patch glasses. Sure enough (link) baked (but don't feel bad, cause you got baked by Airwolf which bakes like a million people a second) |
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I suggest a better headline would be:
PIRATE MAYHEM SHOWS NO SIGN OF ABATING
[hidden truths] talks exclusively to the HB Times about his involvement. |
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I think your next product should be a rubber hand which can be threaded onto the standard issue pirate hook. |
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