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Obviously the cruise line would need its own high-bandwidth satellite to establish links to stations abroad. One satellite could cover a whole ocean, and communicate via laser, with microwave backup in case of clouds. Ticket prices include data, of course. |
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Oh wow, I'm definitely blaming my (currently poor) hotel wifi connection for uploading this twice. |
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I think you're getting ripped off with your satellite
service, [21Q]. |
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I'm on an expensive satellite plan...
it's $296/mth for 20GB peak and 40GB offpeak at
a guaranteed 4Mbps down and 2Mbps upload.
Latency is about 0.79sec. |
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If it's a true pirate ship it should chop into a submarine cable. |
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ARRRR!!!! Pay no attention to these land lubbers, [DIY Matey]! [marklar]'s got it right! A savvy entrepreneurial pirate would slice into the underwater cables -- Two Buns Up (one of them is for my parrot; damn thing eats like a vulture) [+] [+] |
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// eats like a vulture // |
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[Grogs], a couple of questions ... |
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1) Are you finding that you are suffering from muscular strains in your shoulder and back ? |
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2) Does your "parrot" have a near two-metre wingspan ? |
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3) Does your "parrot" have somewhat drab plumage compared to others you've seen, i.e. it's a dull greyish-brown ? |
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4) Is your "parrot" the reason you now need to wear and eyepatch ? |
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We suggest you might have been wise to read the excellent "I-Spy Book Of Birds" before purchasing, as it seems your Avian identification skills are not of the sharpest. Never mind what the man in the shop told you, (which was likely to have been "A special extra big parrot at a very attractive price"), what you probably have there is, in fact, a vulture. |
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Although it might be a Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage ... |
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Thanks [8th]!!! I looked it up and it's a California Condor! Just wait till I get my hands on the guy that sold it to me as a parrot --- let me know if you see him, he was wearing an eye patch and had a wooden leg... |
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// an eye patch and had a wooden leg // |
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He's doing better than the average condor owner, then - most of them have a hook where their "pet-feeding" hand used to be ... |
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Napoleon III once attempted, as a coup de theatre,
to have a vulture perch on his hat. Didn't work out
as planned. |
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This would be much more interesting if it had
nothing to do with copying files, computers, or the
internet. A cruise where we catch up to staged
cruise ships and lay waste to its booty would be nice. |
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