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From a small smiling head protrudes Pinocchioknows, in the
form of an extendable telescopic measuring device,
pre-calibrated with evidence to give credible support to a
range of lies and deceptions. There is an extender kit for
reaching out beyond arms length when necessary, and blank
spaces
for customising the nose by inserting the
measurements of your own dubious records.
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Attached to read data from a polygraph machine? That would be funny testimony in court. + |
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