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Mounted beneath the bar at approximately knee height is a series of pink latex rubber pigs arses complete with curly tails. When given a good swift kick a sensor in the posterior releases a loud lifelike sound of a pig squeeling in dismay.
Just as you tell the punchline of an hilarious joke or riddle,
over a crowded pint or two, you or the those who are hearing the joke may kick the pig's arse for added comcal enjoyment.
You may also give it a boot when the bar person tells you they only have a certain type of beer on tap or the exact amount owing on your tab.
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oh I don't know, everything strikes me as funny today! |
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Aaaah [benfrost] this one may require an explanation for our septic and pommy friends. |
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"Pigs Arse!!", said in a loud voice, is a common Australian way of saying "No Way!" "It's not true!" etc. |
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eg "Honey, I'm going shopping with the girls this afternoon" - the correct response to this is "Pigs Arse you are - you haven't done the ironing yet." |
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what would life be like without barry mackenzie |
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Ten years of Neighbours has given me the power to say "rack off, ya dag". |
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One of these under the bar code on every retail package. Under the ISBN on books. |
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Now there's a side of Unabubba we don't see very often... |
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Bun for the link to neighbours. And because I'm in a bunning mood. |
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T'would also be handy having a pig's tail to yank while using the line "You Sure Got a Purty Mouth, NOW SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!" |
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why wagster, you are full of surprises. |
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