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Big carpenter Ants trained to march back and forth across a red checkered picnic blanket looking for food.
They come in an ant farm container shaped like a picnic basket.
Their presence makes your picnic complete.
Sold at the grocery store.
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you could train the ants or sell it with a checkered blanket that has smell tracks that they like to follow. |
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at a picnic they can fend for themselves man.
there will be crumbs |
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because ants congregating around single morsels is boring |
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ants in transit that's picnic entertainment |
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