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Aide: "Mr. President, do you know the Iraqis have invaded Kuwait ?" |
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George Bush: "No, but hum the first four bars, and I'll fake the rest ..." |
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"Sing us a song, you're the piano ROBOT |
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Well, we're all in the mood for a melody |
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And you've got us feelin' alright" |
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Unemployed piano players on unemployment stand on line for fewer and fewer jobs as the robot pianos union strike for higher wages and creative control. |
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I hope the robot piano compositions expand the typical piano repitoire. I anticipate more utilization of the ends of the keyboard and more pieces that use 40-50 notes at once. |
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Strike, strike, strike, strike ahhh Sir |
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