Phrog

You're sitting in the office, concentrating hard for the crucial deadline that's only minutes away, when out of the corner of your eye, you see the Phrog's eyes light up and its mouth begins to gape open; its detected a signal.

Oh no, you've got less than a second before someone's annoying ringtone disrupts your train of thought. Gaaah, there it goes, Sweet Child of Mine, that's Perkins in sales, and wouldn't you know it, he's gone to the toilet and left his phone on his desk.

Until last week, you'd have had to put up with it, hoping it would shuffle itself off his desk and shatter on the floor, but no more, you race over to the phone and toss it in the Phrog. The cushioned tongue of the Phrog senses the weight of the phone and slams shut, the padded roof of its mouth preventing any noise escaping.

The only evidence of the Phrog's recent meal is the dull glowing of its eyes as the hapless caller persists. Ah Perkins, someone called, your phone's in the Phrog.

The deluxe model, The Mobile Toad, features a moneybox option where the phone will not be released until a fine has been inserted into one of its warts.