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Fishing folks no longer fish for food, instead they fish for "sport." Sport, in this case, is defined as having a mighty struggle bringing in a fish with extremely light tackle (all the better to add to the "sport"), dragging the poor thing out of the water gasping for oxygen, holding it up for all
to admire (and perhaps photograph) and then casting it back into the water so that others might catch it again. The underlying assumption, apparently, is that fish actually enjoy this exercise or, more precisely, that they enjoy trying to outwit the crafty fishing person in an aquatic version of hide and seek. I'd like to propose that we make the game more interesting by changing the fish and game laws to require that fishing persons who get a nibble and then fail to "hook" the fish must dive in the water and hold their breath for ten minutes.
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*Some* fishing folks might not fish for food but I eat what I
catch. I don't think "I feel like fish for dinner, I'd better
go catch some," but if, while relaxing by a lake or river I
happen to hook something edible I'll scale it, gut it, hack
off its head and make a meal of it. |
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If I fail to catch something should I then throw myself into
the nearest body of water and wait until my bones have
been picked clean by the trout? |
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Have random fake exploding fish. Three minutes out of the water and *BOOM*. |
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(Sorry for cutting in on your territory [AfroAssault]) |
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(Marked-for-Deletion) Rant. Even though I agree to some extent... |
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apart from fishing, I can think of a couple of things that you could do sitting at the rivers edge enjoying the solitude and the view. |
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The 'underlying assumption' is not 'that fish enjoy this'. There really isn't one. People like to fish, for the skill and enjoyment of it. |
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I don't, but I understand why people do. It's like shooting skeet; it's something one can do that takes skill and practice. |
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I agree with the rant analysis, and change the parens to the correct square brackets: [marked-for-deletion]. |
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No [mfd], please. If you're deep-sea fishing for sharks, surely part of the attraction is that you could get dragged overboard and eaten? People like sports with an element of risk (mountaineering, motor racing, point-to-point horse races). Why not give your basic down-by-the-river fisherman the same thrill as the sea-going Hemingway-alike? |
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The only risk to deep sea shark fishing is spilling your beer. They're strapped into chairs with the rod attached to a holder. Nearly as dangerous as watching paint dry. |
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Ok, just have to bring back whaling, in a 20 foot long open wooden boat with harpoons on string and no other weapons. That's an exciting sport. |
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but those fumes are LETHAL |
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See? Nearly as dangerous... |
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To level the playing field, use a fishing line with a hook on
each end -- no rod-and-reel. Place one hook in the
fisherman's mouth, and the other hook in the water with
bait (as usual). When a fish is hooked, the fisherman is also
hooked. Winner takes all. |
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Or have a trap door over a tank. If there's a fish under it, it's unlocked, otherwise it's locked. Don't have to use pirnas either! |
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I like [PS]'s idea. Perhaps hunters should be provided with 2-sided guns. |
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Well, there is another option. Do as I do. You wear a wetsuit (read:dress up as a seal). |
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Float on the surface, periodically dive down 20 or 40 feet, and look around. |
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Put blood in the water when you are successful, and take your chances. The fish taste good and it's as close to a fair contest as is practical. |
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If you are looking for a way to even-up the contest then how about this. The entrance/exit to the fishing venue is built as a long corridor with a fish tank on one side. Since fish aren't able to cast lines out of the water into the air, catch you, and drag you under, a fairer method is created. An electronically-tagged piece of fish-food is placed into the water. If any of the fish eat it before you get to the end of the corridor then you are suffocated until you are weak but not dead, then released back to the start of the corridor for other fish to 'catch'. If you make it to the end of the corridor then you can carry on fishing. |
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