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Phoneback sandwich toaster

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With phones becoming smaller and hotter, there are some here who find their heat output distressing. Piffle, we say at MaxCo, piffle and tosh. When life gives you lemons, make a toasted sandwich.

The MaxCo. Phoneback Sandwich Toaster comes in models to suit all major smartphone brands. Just slip the phone into the retaining clip, pop open the Toaster, slip in a hand-crafted miniature cheese sandwich, and close. Launch the Toaster app, and wait for six or seven minutes as the app drains your battery by means of some extremely complex but purely decorative graphics routines. At the sound of the ping, your perfect miniature toasted cheese sandwich is ready.

MaxwellBuchanan, May 22 2017

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       Is there a choice of cheese varieties?
hippo, May 23 2017
  

       Destined to become the toast of the town! [+]
Canuck, May 23 2017
  


 

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