h a l f b a k e r yWhy on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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Petting alarm clock
Alarm clock goes off. You pet its ultra-feel good fur to activate snooze mode. It changes to "purr" the moment you pick it up. Pleasant awakenings | |
Previously:
An alarm clock goes off, you touch snooze.
Improved:
An alarm clock goes off. the moment you touch it is purrs or emits a pleasant sound. it is covered with tactilely delicious fake fur.
You have to keep petting it for 1 minute to turn off the pleasant sound.
This all combines
to wake you up pleasantly with less annoyance.
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If I had a million dollars I'd build you a fur clock. (but not a real fur clock that's cruel) |
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Could you also make it bite back if you try to shut it off
without waking up? |
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Could you also make it bite back if you try to shut it off
without waking up? |
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Old Goodies joke (about training animals) "Kindness costs
nothing, but cruelty is more fun" . |
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"Err... Mr Weinstein, sir ? Your home appliance's lawyer is on the phone..." |
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