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1- Do something illegal but not so illegal that after your
stay
in jail you wouldn't be able to enjoy your payday from
this
idea.
2- Strike a deal with some company to wear their
competitor's
brand logo during your perp walk. Maybe even stop for
the
cameras and say "When I spray painted
happy faces on all
the
major city intersections I made sure to wear Nike tennis
shoes. Not that comfortable and made by slave labor but
it
helped me commit my crime."
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A milder version that might work better is to have memes or
youtube videos where someone is inept at dating while
wearing the opposite-to-sponsor item. |
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"Girl left me for another, I'm wearing my Reeboks" |
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"That's exactly the sort of premium leisure shoe that Hitler would wear !" |
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Pretty sure Hitler wore Reebok. |
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Signed: Not the Nike
advertising department at all. |
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