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(+) Perhaps some form of cilia or flexible tapered hairs to facilitate peristalsis would be, um, good. |
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If you had a flexible (say neoprene) lining in the guttering, sealed to the rigid backing at the lip, then by injecting compressed air between the backing and the liner, you would cause the space to inflate and eject all the detritus |
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Any outlandish gutter cleaning machine is worth a bun. |
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[+] just for using "GLORP" |
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Unbelievably, I found a leaflet on my train this morning from a dubious gutter protection product company. They had a strange half-price offer on bungalows (presumably as they can bring shorter ladders) whereby they put a big furry caterpiller in your gutter to prevent the leaves, moss and bird poo from ever settling there in the first place. |
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//they put a big furry caterpiller in your gutter// What happens when the (presumably extremely well-fed) caterpillar pupates and flies off? |
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"pupates" and "GLORP" on the same page. It's times like these that make me wish I could vote twice. [+] |
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My mistake, it's a stretch-hedgehog. See link. |
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//stretch-hedgehog// You don't see those two words hyphenated all that often. [+] again. |
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