Want to find the mate to that mismatched sock that came out of the dryer?
Want to remember what happened to the lucky rabbit's foot you had when you were a kid?
Put very simply, remembering virtually every single thing in your entire life is easily achievable!!! 100% accuracy guaranteed! People
claiming they have eidetic memory will be secretly eating their hearts out and crying themselves to sleep every night!
Here are the steps:
1) Plug in the GROGco Memory Jogger 2000 and duct tape the electrodes next to your heart. Set the timer for 10 minutes. Lay down on a suitable gurney and press the handy remote control button.
2) The machine will deliver a massive fatal electrical shock and induce clinical death (which, as you will soon see is only a minor and momentary inconvenience).
2) Wait for your whole life to flash before your eyes.
3) Stop at the good bits and take mental notes.
4) After the designated amount of time, the electrodes kick in and restart your heart.
5) Leap off the gurney and write down what insight you got before you forget again.
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Note: Immediate evacuation is a common side effect. Although you may take a popularity nosedive with your friends if you perform this memory feat at a party without adequate ventilation, the recalled meme will soon put you in good stead again.