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Looking at the fingers of the hand, and the upper palm, they
appear
miniature legs, and the knucles and upper palm appear to be
buttocks. However, when looking at knuckles as buttocks, the
legs
are on backwords. Therfore, by exercising the palm and the
fingers
they can be modelled to
form the shape of beauty when tight
fitting
gloves are worn.
Perfect Ass Hand will become a significant part of everyday
conception of beauty. Job interviews will be sealed before the
handshake when perfect ass hand is presented. Card games will
also be won before the chips are down as the other players envy
your hand. And finally when it's time to admire perfect ass the
most use Perfect Ass Hand.
(?) Muscles in the palm and fingers
http://www.cea1.com...f-the-human-body-2/
And that's only the skeletal muscles; there is also plenty of smooth muscle associated with hair follicles, blood vessels, etc. [spidermother, Jan 24 2014]
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That idea is like throwing a boomerang and
forgetting about it. |
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//by exercising the palm and the fingers they can
be modelled// |
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And yet, in the sense of 'actually', they cannot.
There are no muscles in the palm or the fingers,
and therefore they cannot be significantly altered
by exercise. You'd just wind up with a musclier
forearm. |
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And you should either start or stop taking the
tablets. |
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It's meant to be a very light hearted proposal appellant to
basic humorous drives. It's possible to imagine therefore I
decided to describe it. The user views, rather hallucinates
his hands as legs and buttocks, noticing some similarity.
The similarity becomes the starting point for the goal of
sameness, as the user considers perfecting this new
fashion, noting the value of aesthetic perfection. |
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Whelp, back to navel-gazing then. |
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Why not just show them your arse instead? |
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//There are no muscles in the palm or the fingers// |
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You really must stop believing everything you hear on
Q.I. (link). |
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Wrong category if this is about your hands, not
gloves. I keep staring at my hand and still cannot see
an ass. It looks more like a topographical map. |
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I strongly recommend getting out more. |
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I can recall at least a dozen muscles in the palm of
the hand, including lumbricals, interossei and the
palmarii, four or five muscles in the thenar eminence
and three or four in the hypothenar eminence,
[Max]. You are almost right when you say there are
none in
the fingers. There are no discrete muscles distal to
the
first interphalangeal joints. |
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People undergo transformative cosmetic surgeries all the time. The only reason people don't have ass hand implants (or bumfinger implants, for that matter - rummage down the back of the couch while sitting down!) right now is that no fashion for it has been inculcated. I'm all for this. |
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Mum: [rcarty], what are you up to?
[rcarty]: Nothing!
Mum: You've been having sex with the butt of your
palm again, haven't you? |
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liberation blame the West when little, in fact the least
of all possible actions, wanking, has been the cause. |
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