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Pentatonic Vocal change laser for pets and birds
Tissue editing robot surgery deep throat probe edits vocal cord tissues causing pets like dogs to only bark at pentatonic (wind chime) scale which always sounds good. Noise complaints about harsh sounds can be solved with a simple laser veterinary surgery; flying surgical robot drones could sweeten the voices of crows in the wild as well | |
I think it is possible to do laser tissue surgery, comparable
but deeper than laser eye surgery to animals with harsh
voices (the neighbor's dog) to cause them to always make
vocalizations that are sweet for humans to hear, like wind
chime tones.
With technological advancement, flying drones
could treat
stray animals and even intercept crows to edit their voices
to make sweet beautiful birdsong, causing corvids to be
better accepted wherever, like cities, that they are.
I am actually serious. I think this is technologically doable,
and a solution to unwanted pet noise. If you doubt the
laser surgery, remember that cofocal lasers can focus at
depth in tissue, changing tissue beneath the surface
without breaking the surface. Similarly high energy
ultrasound can also do tissue editing (noting lithotripsy on
humans)
But with or without the original bassist?
https://www.youtube...watch?v=gdVjVtpr55M
"Hello doggies my old friends..." [RayfordSteele, Apr 20 2021]
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Sound spectra timbres are culturally contingent. |
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[a1], bite your tongue. How the hell do you think Lassie is
going to let little Timmy know that someone has fallen off the
cliff in the backyard? You dog silencing beast you. hahahaha |
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This is fascinating and repulsive in equal measure, which
makes it classic HB material [+]. Australian crows and ravens
don't need it, because their voices are less harsh already. They
don't do all that angsty gothic "Nevermore!" stuff. They just say
"Ahhhh, yeah", and then flap away to steal the rubber strips from
your windscreen wipers. |
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//Australian crows and ravens don't need it, because their
voices are less harsh already// |
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Really? I always thought they sound like they need a throat
lozenge. |
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They're just conning you into handing out throat lozenges.
They're clever buggers. |
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"Okay everyone. Now when your dog sees the kitty, I
want all of them to bark a long, sustained note. We'll
build a sustained G7 chord." |
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"Roooofff.... roooff... roooff... rOooof..." |
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"Hold up hold up. Marmaduke you're off-pitch. Let's
try it again." |
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"Roooofff.... roooff... roooff... rOoooOf..." |
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Ma'am I'm afraid your dog has tuned by a tone-deaf
vet. That's more d-minus than b flat. I'm sorry but he
simply cannot join my pooch barbershop quartet." |
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I had heard an NPR thing earlier this year about
singers that were losing their voices and researching
reconstructive vocal surgery. |
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In most cases it was a bad idea. Too delicate, only 1
or 2 specialists that would even venture it, and a
high failure rate. |
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You could always just autotune them... |
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