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Pen of Infinite Woe
Connect a ballpoint pen to your abundant supply of haemoglobink via a chain of mutilated leeches | |
Your pitiful Earthly vessel is but the inkwell of Satan.
Scribble
away, wretch. Scribble away thy eternal
doom.
Ahem, what's that? No, nothing. Just sign at the bottom
please.
Used by
Existential_20Contract_20Lawyers
[theleopard, Dec 15 2011]
Inspired by
bloody_20typewriter_20ribbon
Collaborative musings [theleopard, Dec 15 2011]
And
Ouroboros_20Leech
Sort of an ouroboros HB chain [theleopard, Dec 15 2011]
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I was thinking about this, what if I had, by prior arrangement, had a full blood transfusion just prior to my signing of the deed. If the bloody signature was writ in *someone else*'s blood, might that count as a possible loophole? |
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Well if this isn't the damndest thing I've ever read. |
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Next up, the Klein Bottle Leech... |
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With a rolling pin, one might be able to fashion a
Möbius Leech... |
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/what if I had, by prior arrangement, had a full blood transfusion / |
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what a great concept. It seems a John Constatine-ish trick. A capper would be the fact that in addition to it being someone else's blood, I had actually signed "Eat My Shorts" in flowery letters. |
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There's probably a market for all sorts of bodily fluid writing/printing devices. |
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Writing one's name in the snow, that sort of thing? |
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I only get in trouble for that when it isn't my handwriting. |
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Not good for the squeamish. 50/50 I'd pass out... |
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I laughed; I cried, I bled. |
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Ink blotter = Ink clotter |
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I told a barrister friend of mine about this idea. He said contract law sucks. |
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Haha, haha, //Barrister friend// haha. How Faust-idious of you. |
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