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For those winter fun days, where you can write your name in the snow. Only, this allows the user to "urinate" without exposing themselves! ( yes, this might take the fun out of it for some of you) Also available; Pee-in-a-can in a larger than life sized penis can. Show the world how well endowed you
are.
But is it art?
http://www.pieroman...g/EN/works_shit.htm
[mrthingy, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2006]
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Unabubba, you are jumping to conclusions. It does indicate a larger than average bladder. |
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shesas, I didn't realise urine related ideas pissed people off so much.shesas. |
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The Can of Pee as described here would be helpful for women, who probably want to write in the snow as much as men do but are less able to do so for anatomic reasons. |
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[Bungston], that's a dark place you don't want to go ..... er .... that didn't quite come out how I meant it to. I'll shut up now, shall I ? |
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<Shuffles off in embarrasment, falls down hole has dug for self> |
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<[8th of 7] notices damp, yellowy patches in said hole - makes 'ew' sound> |
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"EEEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww....." |
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Helen Chadwick and her husband pissed in the snow to make 'Piss Flowers' (see link). I suppose squeamish modern art enthusiasts might find these cans handy on long winter walks. |
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At first glance, I thought you meant the verbal form of "pee." |
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At least it wasn't genetic engineering in a can. |
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Allrighty. the only reason I dedicated this to one of our "kinder, gentler, resident halfbakers " is because at first he was not so kind and gentle. But, we worked that out , and it is all behind us. |
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<dipsy>*Erk!*</dipsy>
<tinky>*Erk!*</tinky> |
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am I missing something here? I remember no such altercation nor any subsequent "working out" I think you have mistaken me for some other tellytubby. |
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come here and say that... |
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[bliss] - watch out, she's got a scooter and she knows how to use it. |
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In a similar vein to those self-heating cans of coffee, your pee could emerge steaming in the winter air, for added realism. |
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I think it's the fact that it's salty and warmed to body temp that makes pee so effective for writing purposes; any sort of "artificial pee" (I'm thinking salt water dyed yellow?) would have to have some facility for warming; perhaps contained in a flexible bladder held close to the body, under one's winter coat? Delivery could be through a flexible tube with suitable valve for opening and closing; propulsive force could be applied by simply compressing the flexible bladder... |
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It's 70F+ here, I've had the doors wide open all day and have been outside feverishly pruning things before they give up on this winter rumor thing and bud out. |
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Perhaps if I had snow, I'd see the point. But when I did live where there was snow, most of it had already been autographed by dogs. |
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You could just imagine the pranks now, or that attempts to gross out people, if the stuff is harmless, then you could just see people picking it up and saying |
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"what was that DONT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW, oh well too late" |
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<Larson>"Hey, this is lemonade! Where's my culture of amoebic dysentry?"<Larson> |
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I'm sorry, I can't resist. Someone once said "A rich man has a canpoy over his bed. A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed." Why can't I forget that? |
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But most importantly.. will it pass drug testing? |
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It keeps better than fresh. |
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I use a water bottle sometimes when I am travelling and can not find a toilet fast enough. Then I can pee in public without anybody noticing if I have that rain ponch with me. Just have to remember not to drink from the bottle :)
Disposing the contents is easier than peeing in public. |
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Thank you for sharing. <yells off-stage>Next!<yo-s> |
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