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Can I have mine in Beech? |
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You would soon end up with enormously powerful calves - perfect for skiing, skateboarding, or clicking your heels together like a military officer of the thirties. |
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ss: Yes, we've recently located a grove of naturally bent beech on a windy, Baltic coast. |
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UB: To be avoided since one of the boughs may break,
the pedi-rocker will fall apart, and down will come Bubba, pedi-rocker and all. |
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I've seen people sway pretty well unassisted when they are exiting a pub or a bar. |
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Why not go all the way and make big hoops you strap into, for 360 degree rocking (and rolling)? |
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I'm going to be a doubting Thomas on this one. Unless you provide some serious bracing to the knees and possibly the hips, there is no way you could rock back and forth on six-foot rockers (well, *I* couldn't, anyway). You might as well just rock at the ankles. Or maybe I'm not picturing this right. |
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Ay, matey. Its jus the way to keep yer sea legs ashore. |
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If I may have a second opinion, Doctor, I'm afraid I don't conCurr. One can rock sitting down on 3 1/2 feet rockers by swinging only a leg. This would be somewhat similar to rocking a rowboat, standing. |
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Side-to-side for that desirable swaying-with-Gospel-music effect |
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