Pedant Email Bouncing Tool

You receive an email that offends your pedantic sensibilities. The sender has apostrophes all over the place, they're mixing their metaphors, and... *gasp* they've referred to some esoteric poetry as containing iambic pentameter, when you KNOW it's written entirely in trochaic trimeter. Oh, and they're doing something with gerunds that's illegal in six states.

Before your brain explodes in a fit of pedantic rage, you reach out and tap the "Subject this email to the strictures of the pedant filter." button.

The email is then sent to a cabal of "Pedants Anonymous", who debate its structure and content for as long as they deem necessary, before agreeing on a corrected form of the original email. Then, sixty years after the first email was sent, and long after the sender has forgotten that you ever existed, they receive an email: "Your email was rejected on grounds of poor spelling, grammar, and knowledge of the metres of poetry. You may have meant..."

And you can die happy.

(With all apologies to [Texticle] and the "Incomprehensible Email Bouncing Tool")