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Pat McGroyne?
A tenuous revenue generating scheme and an excuse for more puns. Possibly. | |
At last, a commercial use for all those 'pun kings' out there - a directory of dubious-sounding (and baked) names which can be used by..um... circus recruitment agencies. Oh yes. A guy called Pat McGroyne? No way! A real, living person called Juan Kerr? Amazing! I for one would definitely pay b-i-g money
to see real people with comedy names...and I'm sure I'm not alone. A series of serious spin-off documentaries could be made outlining the heartache endured by those with such 'funny' monikers, such as 'The Trials and Tribulations of My Life as Hugh Jarce'. 'Owners' of these names could be rented out for guest appearances, and get paid by the hour, and those submitting potential names could be rewarded with a cut once the agency discovers someone with that name. A bit like bounty hunting, only with fewer Bounty Bars.
Wayne King has been on TV
http://www.richsamu...com/nbcmm/king.html
[DrCurry, Aug 01 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Mike Hunt has a band
http://www.mhuntltd.com/
[DrCurry, Aug 01 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Hugh Janus
http://keepthefaith...Hugh%20profile.html
[DrCurry, Aug 01 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Dr. Paul Mycock
http://www.jayshaw.demon.co.uk/
He's a Mason - but I hope his name doesn't describe one of the rituals! [gizmo_man, Aug 02 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
My Dung Chinese Restaurant...and the Poo Ping Thai
http://www.roadtrip...om/signs/mydung.htm
This is where these guys hold their AGMs. Probably. [gizmo_man, Aug 02 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Pat McCrotch Racing
http://www.patmccro...libu.cityslide.com/
National 'Muscle Car' Association. Whatever that is. [gizmo_man, Aug 02 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Massive Phony Name Directory
ftp.rootsweb.com/pu...teries/starpnec.txt
These are all phony - but do they exist for real? [gizmo_man, Aug 02 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Bob Slay
http://www.johnston...com/bottom-fish.htm
Fisher of Men [gizmo_man, Aug 02 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Lo Wan King
http://www.cityu.ed.../alumnet4/p_26.html
Arousal for Limbo Dancers? [gizmo_man, Aug 02 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Mike Howe is into model airplanes
http://www.etigerrr.com/
But I don't get it...? [Nick@Nite, Oct 21 2004]
Mike Roach
http://www.socitm.g...raphy/mikeroach.asp
[Nick@Nite, Oct 21 2004]
Mike Roche
http://mike.roche.org/
[Nick@Nite, Oct 21 2004]
Wong Wan King
http://www.halfbake.../idea/Wong Wan King
A very religious person. [Nick@Nite, Oct 21 2004]
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The WebCam of Seymour Butts |
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Hugh Jasper Wang in "Chop-Chop" |
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On a current affairs show here they interviewd a guy with
the
unfortuneate name of Ben Laden, he couldn't
book a table at a resterant or do anything that involved
giving his name over the phone because people thought
they were being pranked. |
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I've got a mate called Hew Jenkins. Havn't actually seen his enkins but he assures me that they're massive. |
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These people *must* exist... |
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Has anyone seen Mike How recently? |
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Pat McGibbon used to play for Hibernian. |
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The Turkish ambassador to Moscow in WW2 was called Mustafa Kunt. Checking google to confirm this, I found that he has plenty of descendants. |
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The Green party candidate at my last election was Sally Forth. |
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Changed the previous anno - just too close to the bone! |
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When testing stuff at a UK bank, we found a real customer whos name was Richard Head. |
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How about <heavy scottish accent>Slup McCroitch?</heavy scottish accent> |
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I knew someone named Johnny Chan, and named his daughter Jackie. It'll be hard for her to order a pizza in college... |
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How much exactly are you willing to pay?? |
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I found a guy called "Paul Mycock" on Google (see link). How much do you think he'd charge for a guest appearance? Hahaha!!! |
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Maybe these guys could hold their annual convention at the "My Dung" Chinese Restaurant...or the "Poo Ping" Thai! (see link) |
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There's a chinese restaurant I know of called Fook Yuen,
I've been assured it's very good but somehow I can't
summon the nerve to have dinner there. |
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Has anyone here ever seen Mike Hunt? |
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If you were to wake up and read the rest of the page, you'd know. |
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My brother went to school with a girl called Teresa Green. Even with a surname like mine, it's hard not to laugh. |
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I knew a girl called Phillipa Fish, though i don't think she worked in McDonald's. |
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Harry Arme (Harry+object = name) |
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I knew a lass called Susan S. Smelly who wanted to be an actress. She changed her name.......to Linda. |
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Actually, Pat McGroyne is one of the founders of Clan McGroyne. I should know, I'm married to another of the founders. The McGroynes were born at a pirate walk 21 years ago at Pennsic War. Along with Pat, there is Dustyn, Dragan,
Robin and Link. The Clan now boast hundreds, but only a few are called "family". |
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Sincerely,
Euquilia McGroyne |
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The funny thing is, I am married to Dustyn. Ivanna Marry McGroyne is the lady of Robin! To see more of actual McGroynes, visit us at:
http://pub227.ezboard.com/fclanmcgroynefrm4.showMessage?topicID=6.topic |
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Then of course there's River Bottom (River Phoenix's real name). A chinese take away near here: Hung Phat. And don't forget Australian swimmer Loudie Talkie. |
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