h a l f b a k e r yThere goes my teleportation concept.
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A bundle of long pasta noodles is bound at one end, and attached to a solid handle made of the same material. Shortly before playtime, the entire unit is immersed in boiling water, and cooked to the desired tenderness. Once sufficiently flaccid, the noodles may be used to flagellate those desiring
of such attentions.
Spaghettini will likely create a sharp stinging sensation, while ziti will give a softer but powerful thuddy feeling. Fettucce should create more of a biting effect. The noodles may be used hot or cold, depending on the desired sensation.
Once a session is complete, the now "seasoned" noodles may be eaten.
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This could be prototyped fairly easily. |
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That's not necessarily a good thing, however. |
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I'm most worried that the one positive vote was anonymous. |
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> the now "seasoned" noodles may be eaten. |
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Shades of Oliver Twist.
"Please Sir. May I have some more, a little more aldenti?" |
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This is wtf up there on the ick scale. |
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Please don't let this be a precursor to the novel 'Fifty Shades of Pasta'. |
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Please [Phrontistery], I do have at least some class. Clearly this is a precursor to 'The Story of Spaghetti-O'. |
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One shudders to think what the contributer intends to use as an accompanying sauce. |
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