h a l f b a k e r yReplace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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Hounds will be a problem, because of (a) road accidents and (b) sheer walls. Yelping, scenting drones are proposed. Sorry, no horses.
Horns will be a problem, for lack of free hands. Just pause while blowing.
Riding helmets, tailored breeches and brightly-coloured jackets will not be a problem.
Politicians,
celebrities and business people will be expected to put in an appearance, if they wish to maintain any standing in the local community. On the one hand, they will disrupt and inconvenience everyday life. On the other hand, the public will get to see up close what they're made of when facing abrasions, contusions and the occasional spinal injury, and can form judgements accordingly.
What should we put in the stirrup cup? Cocaine? Or is that a bit Eighties?
Urban fox candidates
https://www.youtube...watch?v=eX1hl79NBao
[normzone, Jul 17 2015]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour
[pertinax, Jul 22 2015]
Horses don't have to be excluded
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Just for fun. [Vernon, Jul 22 2015]
[link]
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Yeah, I'm going to have to bun this before I get to the idea. |
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Stirrup cup for Parkour Fox-Hunting ? Gatorade. |
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And as for an urban fox, how about one of those scantily clad female track and field stars ? |
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I thought that the politicians, businesspeople, and celebrities were the hunted? |
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[Vernon], I am intriguated by your link. It seems to
be a jpeg compressed into a URL. How does that
work? |
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I have seen it done before, quite possibly on here. I remenber the instructions to make one were rather arcane, though. |
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