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Paranoia Things
Things placed around you to detect disturbances by others, disturb you instead. | |
You are disturbed by the constant surveillance, but so require
your own surveillance to detect the unseen and perhaps all-
seeing presence of others. Paranoia Things are prepackaged
innocuous objects, that one can place anywhere.
Once placed Paranoia Things remind you that there might be
someone
watching you, after all you placed them there didn't
you? The personal security checklist enclosed is actually a
psychological exercise to reaffirm your need for them.
"Paranoia Things" - the musical
Paranoid_20Things
Part Deux ... on ice. [8th of 7, May 28 2014]
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I suspected you might be watching. |
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Why did you put that there? |
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My area at work is under constant surveillance, and I
am also one of the "watchers". So this wouldn't really
work for me, as I can back date the footage to see
what really happened. Last time I did that I caught
the woman who stole over $70 of HGTV magazines
from our lobby. The bugger. But a + for idea anyway. |
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Paranoia countermeasures : paranoia :: OCD countermeasures : OCD. |
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Are you sure you're really paranoid ? Maybe you just think you're paranoid ? Perhaps it's just a trick ... |
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And don't you think it's highly suspicious that there's no evidence of a conspiracy ? |
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I don't have paranoia that's just what they want me
to think. |
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Tin-foil lined ball caps to block brain-transmissions,
Being watched night and day quite against our volitions,
Blacked-out car windows and panel-van stings,
These are a few of my paranoid things. |
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"Black helicopters and cellphone
emissions,
Closed circuit TV and nuclear fissions,
Drone strikes and smartbombs and
submarine pings,
These are some more of my paranoid things
…" |
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("Tinfoil-lined ball caps" fits the metre better) |
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"Little grey aliens in their flying saucer,
Area 51 and drugs in the water,
Chemical contrails from planes with no
wings,
I've got a long list of my paranoid things …" |
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"Night vision goggles and secret brain
implants,
Cloning dictators and test xeno-
transplants,
Secret codes hidden in some cellphone
rings,
There's really no end to my paranoid things
…" |
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"Men in white coats and a cop with a
taser,
Unwanted injections and a funny white
blazer,
The one with the straps, and the buckles and
rings …
THEY'RE TAKING ME AWAY FROM MY
PARANOID THINGS !" |
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With their soundbites,
and cctv feeds,
we're all being had...
Constantly pummelled by paranoid things,
to be not paranoid would be mad. |
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I simply remember my Paranoid things -- and then I don't feel so bad." |
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So tell me "la" why do you go around following "Sew"? |
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I have several of these but no recollection of purchasing them. |
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That's because your memories have been selectively edited ... did you
forget to wear your tinfoil-lined baseball cap ? |
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