Paper mannikin

Sometimes a human form can be useful. But many mockups have deficiencies. A real store mannikin is lifelike but inflexible; crash test dummies even more so. Inflatable sex toys are rather gauche for many applications. Stuffed clothes are sloppy and scarecrowy. Plus all of the above are costly and not well suited for applications (eg: dummy with googly eyes left on potty in unlocked office bathroom) where you may never get your dummy back.

The BUNGCO paper mannikins are made of heavy craft paper and open like shopping bags to make for an angular simulacrum that we assert is Art Deco-y. The head, torso, pelvis, arms and legs are separate and after opening can be assembled. Fold the paper as you wish for sitting, standing or more exotic positions. Decorate with paint or underwear as the occasion demands. Seat one on the top of the flagpole. Fill with helium balloons for additional levity. If burned effigies are your thing, the paper mannikins burn with a bright, smokeless flame.

Each paper mannikin costs $7 and can be bought in bulk - for when your supporters cannot fill the arena or in case you want to be buried with an army of paper warriors attending your tomb.