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Also, what about having the 10th-to-last sheet printed with a reminder, "Time to make sure you have/get more paper towels"? Because I just never think about it until I am down to that last pathetic scrap of paper towel. |
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Every sheet could badger you to buy another roll, with mounting hysteria. |
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"Remember, it's never too early to pick up a backup roll." |
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"Did you know Bounty-brand towels were originally a Nazi engineering effort?" |
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"You know, when you're at half the thickness you've actually used up much more than half the roll." |
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"Dammit! Buy more towels." |
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Or, the towels could start out thin and cheap and get thicker as the roll progresses. That way, by the time the customer gets to the end and is wondering whether they liked the brand -- name printed on the cardboard tube, of course -- they would be convinced they were nice, thick paper towels. |
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Number the sheets in a down-counting sequence. Then you always know how many there are left. |
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Same with tissues in boxes. |
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<obligory> "1008 sheet of paper on the roll, take one of and pass it around, 1007 sheets of paper on the roll..." <obligory> |
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