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Just saw an article saying early man probably ate
Pandas, as they found midget panda's bones with
wounds probably inflicted by human weapons,
perhaps rather than just eating them, it was
presumably normal to wear panda fur. Given that
the successful captive breeding program probably
already
produces more pandas than the we can
practically return to the wild, on account of
unrelated human activity restricting the habitat, I
imagine it won't be long till we could consider
making a helpful side line of Ugg-style Panda boots
for aiding the funding of pandas, once we have a
stable captive bred population. I would be
happy to wear domesticated Panda fur boots, as
opposed to domesticated cow boots, on account
of tradition and warmth, no doubt at
extortionately expensive prices for the
betterment of bio diversity.
Simpsons- Homer in Panda suit (Japanese version)
http://vimeo.com/22907966
[xandram, Oct 15 2012]
[link]
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It's not exactly a new idea to make boots or shoes from any kind of animal hide or fur. I'm sure they've all been used at one time or another.
I'm really interested in the *bread population*...I see bread people. |
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oops (will fix) and record context for future public embarrassment. |
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{ I imagine it won't be long till we could consider making a
helpful side line of Ugg-style Panda boots for aiding the
funding of panda's once we have a stable captive bread
population. } |
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Based on the first sentence of the idea
description, this is Known To Exist anthough
perhaps not Widely. |
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We suggest therefore that the idea can be
criticised for failing to incorporate a genuine
innovation. |
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Fair point. lets call this [baked] by my own admission,
before I get wrestlers attacking me. (WWF) |
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Mmmmmm, baked panda, mmmm |
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I can't find any clips to link to, but the Simpsons did it. Krusty the clown puts on a panda fur coat and panda-cub fur slippers in one episode. |
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[DIY] Are you sure it was Krusty? It reminds me of the Montgomery Burns musical number "See my vest" ("Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" #6.20), although I don't think it mentions Panda. |
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Of course at this point Simpsons has probably done every possible joke about six times, so there might have been another. |
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Definitely Krusty. Lisa throws some red paint on him (PETA) and he trades out his stained mink coat for a panda coat and slippers. |
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//funding of panda's once// Ouch! |
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Apart from that, I'll duck out of this one, I think. |
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These would be the perfect compliment to my new badger
jacket. |
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TomP "Panda's once" has now been fixed.
Grammatically this has been a bit of a disaster. |
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// Grammatically this has been a bit of a disaster // |
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//probably already produces more panda's than the we can practically return to the wild// |
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aargh are you sure you don't some how put these
apostrophes in then post a comment later. |
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What, you don't think it wiser to show a little furbearance? |
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Well [alter], some issues aren't always black and white. |
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Ugh I can't Bear this any longer. |
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// Grammatically this has been a bit of a
disaster // |
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"Grammatically, this has been a bit of a
disaster." |
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