h a l f b a k e r yI like this idea, only I think it should be run by the government.
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Painful Printer
For all those crazy night-thriving sado-masochists who need to shape up during the day when at work in the office. | |
A very simple idea: a printer that screams in pain whenever you print a document.
Steamy Documents
http://www.halfbake.../Steamy_20Documents
[spiritualized, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
juke box printer
http://www.halfbake...uke_20box_20printer
[etherman, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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"Punish people who do x" where x = live a life more interesting and exciting than your own. |
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I don't understand how this idea is punishing anyone [calum]... motivating them perhaps? |
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I thought this was going to be like the machine in the Franz Kafka short story that inscribed a miscreant's crime into their flesh. But this would be an elective version for the BDSM crowd. |
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Where "punish" = subject people who do x to hangover-rattling playback of screams. |
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my juke box printer could be loaded with screaming mp3s. therefore baked. |
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// Where "punish" = subject people who do x to hangover-rattling playback of screams // |
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Yeah... but I guess I read "sado-masochists" literally, suggesting their reaction to screams of pain wouldn't be negative. Moving on... |
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I used to work in an office with a printer that did this. Thankfully I managed to get it upgraded to a new one after screaming in pain myself long enough. If you really want your printer to do this, try pouring some sand in it. |
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Printers that make any type of noise do not seem to be popular. |
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Anyway, I'm all for locking PAR in a room together with a bunch of them screaming printers all printing away all day long. Some of that sound might even penetrate up the nether portion of his alimentary canal and reach his ears. |
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when i got carmageddon i used some of it's .wav files as windows noise. this allows me to confidently say that this printer would get annoying very quickly. |
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I can't even fathom what you're trying to accomplish with this. |
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