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Page Turner

Putting hard to find reptiles to good use.
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Recently whilst licking my finger for the 73rd time - I had an idea, this will make postal workers go less postal.

Chameleons don't do much all day except blend. Next time you have to put stamps on 2000 envelopes - tape a chameleon to your finger and make use of their sticky tounge to flip over the envelope.

All you need is some stationery with little flies on.

Trodden, Jan 22 2003

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       The saliva is definitely sticky/juicy enough - the only problem is the slightly acidic taste.
Trodden, Jan 23 2003
  

       it's true[bliss] i took an envelope to Taronga Zoo,and the the nice man in the reptile house let me have a go,i'm returning next week with a batch of postcards and a bucket of water.+
skinflaps, Jan 23 2003
  

       Wet sponge. Next.
egbert, Jan 23 2003
  

       Just wear a rubber glove instead.
mrthingy, Jan 23 2003
  
      
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