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“Yeah, but you’ve got to try it out! Here lie back on this comfy, gel pillow. Now press B and the up or down arrow. Feel what that does to your neck? Great, huh? Each letter of the keyboard controls its column of gel, so you customize every square inch of your cushion firmness.
OK, turn on your
side and program the support you want. Try raising D into the ear canal. Nice? If you lower A, you’ll ease breathing and lessen snoring. You’ll sleep like a downy duckling on a cotton cloud, no problem.
This is just the first in a popular line of products. Over here, for example, is the ‘Just Happy to See You’ tush cushion, a nice present for your girlfriend when she's leaving on a long car trip…hey…hey you…”
“ZZZZZZZ”
Electromagnet Mattress
http://www.halfbake...romagnet_20Mattress
Similar individually addressable active mattress springs. [hippo, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Ooh, ooh! Can I be a downy duckling on a cotton cloud? Please? Please? Pretty pleeeeeeeeezzze? |
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Oh, all right then. Here Bobby, take your warm milk with you. |
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I don't understand that boy. It's not even his bedtime yet. Still, better than before when he slept like a baby: woke up every hour. |
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Darn. I wanted to know what politically correct pillow talk was. |
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Him: "Baby I love you in a totally non-objectifying way that incorporates acceptance of all cultures and, like, disabled people, and fosters a nurturing, harmonious relationship with the environment." |
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Her: "Yowzuh! Let's do it again!" |
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Woohoo! Does this mean that Farmer's prose-based style is back? |
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The thoughts you have while dozing on the keyboard... |
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<realises with horror what he has written and removes anno about sucking thumb> |
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