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Ozzy-O's
part of a nutritious and head-banging breakfast | |
Oat O's and marshmallow bats, marketed to the metal set. Print guitar tabulatures on the back and put concert tickets in every Nth box.
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Probably have to have something alive and wriggling in it, wouldn't you think? I mean, what serious satan-worshipping metal freak is going to settle for...marshmallow bats? |
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Breakfast for the metal-heads of my acquaintance is usually meat pie, chips (UK version) and gravy. Cold, of course, and washed down with Thunderbird. |
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MIDI ALERT ON PETER'S LINK |
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Not the greatest idea, but I was helping a friend move and somehow got a cereal jingle to the melody of N.I.B. stuck in my head. |
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The alive and wriggling concept, now that would be interesting. Shelf life would become a probelm, though. |
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Anything that reduces the pigeon population is worth a look. |
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Excellent idea! Perhaps the wriggling component could be arranged by the folks at Meal Worm Crunch (see above). How about a Tool cereal with penis-shaped peanut butter puffs; or Cream, the cereal--each member of the band gets his own box, but the box is empty--you put your milk in a bowl and, voila, Cream Cereal! Motley Crue Mix--condoms in every box, and one lucky winner(?) each year wins a summons to appear in court in place of Sixx/Mick/Vince/Tommy. |
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I would actually buy this! Plus the concert tickets
would be great! [+] |
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