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Over sexed sex toys

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Sex toys that you wind up or recharge and then you leave them to get on with it.

While they groan, bump, grind, and generally pleasure themselves, you could get some sleep.

—	DenholmRicshaw, Oct 12 2018

NSFW https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fB8FWnTVbpM
[DrCurry, Oct 14 2018]

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This is one of the best ideas posted in the last six weeks. [+]

—	MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 12 2018

*recharging*

Hey, why are you kids so quiet?

—	reensure, Oct 13 2018

Is it the sound that helps you sleep?

—	po, Oct 13 2018

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—	jonthegeologist, Oct 13 2018

Cynism suggests this is thoroughly Baked, but just a quick search has seared my mind.

—	DrCurry, Oct 14 2018

Omg..[DrCurry] you have been gone SO long!

—	xandram, Oct 14 2018

Oh hell no [Curry], hell no.

—	blissmiss, Oct 15 2018

Slightly paraphrasing Phillip II in Lion in Winter (which I would heartily recommend to anyone), how stands the Crown on toys who do with toys

—	theircompetitor, Oct 15 2018

I should have mentioned that these toys use deep learning.

—	DenholmRicshaw, Oct 15 2018

[their], one of my very favorite flics.

—	blissmiss, Oct 16 2018