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Oven Muffin
There's these two muffins, in an oven, right? | |
A heat-resistant silicone rubber muffin, with an alarmed face and little arms with fists clenched, to be put in the oven, and appear from the outside to be hammering on the window.
Additionally, the muffin could include some sort of mechanism to have it actually hammer the window. A tiny boiler of
water, and a steam outlet leading towards a tiny turbine. The muffin would thump on the glass as long as there was water in the boiler. This could also be used as a sort of oven timer, by adjusting the amount of water the muffin starts with.
Coming soon: a blue cheese with chattering teeth, to be kept in the fridge.
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Veho, how hot did the "Mr.Potato Head" get before it began to melt? |
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Heh, this makes me picture a ginger bread man with a high pitched, "Let me out! Please? I'll be good." |
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Why do all of our ideas seem to be creepy or cruel
in some sadistic fashion or another? Are we weird?
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+ //are we weird?//
speak for your elf... |
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flailing muffins. might help the forgetful bakers among us. (+) |
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I'd buy one of those.
Hell, I'd do more baking just so I could use it. |
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Wondering if the escaping steam could be run through a whistle of sorts to create a scream.
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