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Coat covered on the outside with bulldog
clips, all of which are hanging from those
little auto reels used for carrying your
keys.
Nothing gets lost, everything is visible.
Alarms sound if clips opened by
unauthorised persons. Some clips have
powerful teeth, others are gentle and
gummy
for fragile items. Objects may be
pulled out and used, and retracted
without releasing the clip.
Some clips might bark if left empty for
too
long.
crocodile clip
http://www.coin.dem.../pimage/con0044.jpg
always hungry [xenzag, Jul 28 2006]
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Only if they look like real bulldogs, and growl. [+] |
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under arm-pit lurking crocodile clips also
under consideration (where I come from
we call arm-pits "oxters", by the way) |
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um, removable chain mail? media badge
collectors? individual groups of keys?
jotted notes for current projects? easy find
coins? gloves? corporate sabotage through
neodymium magnets? different colored
pens on each? scourge of security guards?
attachment points for carrier pigeons?
grocery carrying system? |
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Tried and failed to find an image of the Red Hot Chili Peppers dog pants. |
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How about a little hand as a clip (plastic,metal) that can hold paper notes etc... we all need a little hand sometimes!My hand holds a little bun for you... with a cherry on top. |
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1. Where could a properly dressed nerd find a hundred non-pocket-protectors? |
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2. Would anyone still give you hugs? wouldn't they be scared of getting bitten in a hundred unexpected places? |
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Some of the people who give me hugs
regularly get bitten and like it. |
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I just have an image of someone at the end of their tether, running down the street demanding "stuff" and "things" from absolute strangers to fill their (Multiple) "barking" clips..... [+] bun from me!
"Help! Yes you in the parker! I need string, and marbles, and cling film, and pastries, this DAMN coat won't shut up!" |
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