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Outside Non-Pockets

 Coat with a hundred non-pockets
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Coat covered on the outside with bulldog clips, all of which are hanging from those little auto reels used for carrying your keys.

Nothing gets lost, everything is visible. Alarms sound if clips opened by unauthorised persons. Some clips have powerful teeth, others are gentle and gummy for fragile items. Objects may be pulled out and used, and retracted without releasing the clip.

Some clips might bark if left empty for too long.

—xenzag, Jul 27 2006

crocodile clip http://www.coin.dem.../pimage/con0044.jpg
always hungry [xenzag, Jul 28 2006]

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       go on then...   

       I dare you   

       fashion freak.
—po, Jul 27 2006
   

       Only if they look like real bulldogs, and growl. [+]
—BunsenHoneydew, Jul 27 2006
   

       under arm-pit lurking crocodile clips also under consideration (where I come from we call arm-pits "oxters", by the way)
—xenzag, Jul 27 2006
   

       um, removable chain mail? media badge collectors? individual groups of keys? jotted notes for current projects? easy find coins? gloves? corporate sabotage through neodymium magnets? different colored pens on each? scourge of security guards? attachment points for carrier pigeons? grocery carrying system?
—tcarson, Jul 28 2006
   

       Tried and failed to find an image of the Red Hot Chili Peppers dog pants.
—normzone, Jul 28 2006
   

       How about a little hand as a clip (plastic,metal) that can hold paper notes etc... we all need a little hand sometimes!My hand holds a little bun for you... with a cherry on top.
—100 percent, Jul 31 2006
   

       Wussy Reservations:   

       1. Where could a properly dressed nerd find a hundred non-pocket-protectors?   

       2. Would anyone still give you hugs? wouldn't they be scared of getting bitten in a hundred unexpected places?   

       Great image, though.
—pertinax, Aug 01 2006
   

       Some of the people who give me hugs regularly get bitten and like it.
—xenzag, Aug 01 2006
   

       I just have an image of someone at the end of their tether, running down the street demanding "stuff" and "things" from absolute strangers to fill their (Multiple) "barking" clips..... [+] bun from me!

"Help! Yes you in the parker! I need string, and marbles, and cling film, and pastries, this DAMN coat won't shut up!"
—The_Englishman_Abroad, Aug 01 2006
   


 

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