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Want to avoid something listed on the website? Follow a guide on how to avoid it.
Avoid homelessness
Avoid cancer
Avoid drugs
Avoid smoking
Avoid alcohol dependence
Bad feeling with your boss
Bad feelings that you can reject
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To avoid obesity just eat less than you burn or excrete! To avoid poverty just make more money than you spend! To avoid homelessness just don't run out of money! To avoid cancer just have the right kind of body and avoid environmental risks! To avoid environmental risks just live in a bubble! It's all so simple. |
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To avoid condescension just...
...never mind, you probably wouldn't understand. |
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Do I need to be less of a jerk? |
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It's not you.
I just had that pop into my head the other day and have been eagerly waiting to use it. |
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What can I say.
I crack me up. |
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That was a good one. But you should probably use the sign that says "Joke Testing Range: no entry when flag is raised". |
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... at least that seems to be the preferred answer of some of the world's wealthiest. With Mars as a backup plan. |
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Uber-rich are only allowed here if they promise to share their $$ around. And NOT use it to meddle in local politics.
Unfortunately, I don't make the rules & "buying your way in" definitely happens. |
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How to avoid stupid ideas... close the HB tab |
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