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In bright environments, a significant amount of light can still enter
the human eye even through closed eyelids.
This can inhibit napping.
BorgCo has developed an efficient remedy.
Simply have your eyelids tattooed with our new opaque ink. Flesh-
coloured, and using metallic pigments that
won't degrade or fade
over time, it blocks all light from seeping through closed eyelids.
That is all.
The inverse
Eyelid_20lenses
[MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 02 2017]
[link]
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This tattoo could serve double duty and depict
sleepless eyes, so no-one would know when you were
sleeping and would be (more) afraid to sneak up on
you. |
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Although your glutinous snoring might give it away.
A workaround: begin snoring loudly when awake as
well, so your enemies never know. You can blame a
sinus condition. |
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// depict sleepless eyes // |
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... except that's really, REALLY creepy ... |
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Conversely, replacing part of the eyelid with a transparent membrane (possibly with optical correction) would allow you to watch what's going on while you sleep. |
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Borgy goodness. Bun awarded! |
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The optimal application of this, will of course be temporary tattoos. |
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That way you can put on the bloodshot ones in the morning, and as they wear you can swap them for the improved models. |
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