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Whilst dusting today, with my big honking old feather duster,
that I love like a son, I realized it was way too big to get into
the little itty bitty areas, of dusty items and surfaces. It tends
to knock stuff over with it's bulky feathery feathers, and
simply doesn't fit into other tiny nooks
and crannies.
And then a miracle occurred...one feather broke off while I
was trying to stuff it into a small desk mail holder, and It
broke off and flew gracefully to the floor. Just like some
mystical, magical message from above, I realized my vexing
problem had been suddenly solved.
I picked up the beautiful lone feather, and I dusted all the tiny
neglected areas, I was unable to dust before. But it was hard
to hold because it wasn't made to dust alone. It lacked a little
tiny handle to hold it firmly in place. So all this lonely feather
would need is some sort of handle attached, and viola, a One
Feather Duster would be born.
That's it. One Feather Duster. One small solution, for one huge
problem.
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Some puns could get you quilled. |
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Comes with a bald rubber chicken with a single tiny hole to house the feather when not in use. |
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To be used in a one horse town! + |
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// Comes with a bald rubber chicken with a
single tiny hole to house the feather when not in use. // |
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Uhrrgh … that's one ugly, UGLY image that's going to be very
hard to forget … |
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Your comment makes me very happy. An image worm lodged deep in your brain. |
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sounds like an Injun name |
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I was thinking it sounded like a famous Indian Chief's name. |
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