h a l f b a k e r yReplace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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Ogle friendly car lighting
Teenagers hanging out at mini marts often appear in cars. These teenagers ogle each other. A softly lighted dashboard could causes faces to be more visible, facilitating ogling | |
Teenagers hanging out at mini marts often appear in cars. These teenagers ogle each other. A softly lighted dashboard could causes faces to be more visible, facilitating ogling.
Another way of looking at this is that vehicle based socializing could be improved with gentle driver lighting.
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This is ridiculous: shirley teenagers hang out _at_ mati marts? |
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Also what exactly is a mini mart? |
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A small retail establishment, M'Lud, usually with long opening hours, selling a limited range of basic grocery items. |
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They don't deliver, and they're normally patronized by proles, so it's unsurprising that they've so far entirely failed to come to your attention. |
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Ah, you mean "corner shop"? Wonderful establishments, they are. We have one nearby, run by exceedingly helpful Asian chaps who seem to work at least 24 hours per day. Much better than Mrs. Gussett who, when she ran the shop, seemed only to open for about 3 hours on alternate weekdays. |
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You sound like a chap who is familiar with this sort of retail emporium, 8th of 7/11. |
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" A softly lighted dashboard could causes faces to be more visible, facilitating ogling. " |
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Good intentions, poor technique. Lighting from below will just make them look odd. |
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But perhaps if the light came from the rear view mirror, or about that height... |
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Perhaps a special parking spot that broadcasts images and audio to a billboard or the internet, while you shop, gossip, and show off. |
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See the drama queen break up with her boyfriend Saturday and make up on Tuesday. |
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How would you stop you grandma and her three sister from using it in your classic convertible? |
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We were always grateful for the low lighting back in the day. And the loud music, which precluded any attempts at witty repartee. |
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At least where I am from, the more left to the imagination, the better. |
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