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bun for 'office-chair racing enthusiasts'. However, this is a slippery slope. I want a roll cage. I guess I already have side impact bars... |
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Two words: Non-skid pants. |
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// office-chair racing //
aka "Davros-ing" |
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Please.
A little restraint here people. |
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less of the puns, 2 fries. |
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Don't many office workers already keep a little "belt" hidden in their desk drawer? |
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I like the idea of office trains, where as
we all link up together, feet to backside,
and roll together. Definately need
seatbelts when doing this! + |
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// I like the idea of office trains // |
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Yes, well, before you get all excited, get one of those old B/W movies featuing The Keystone Cops. Whtch what happens when they're all being dragged along behind a vehicle, and it corners sharply ...... |
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Cops may represent law, but Conservation of Momentum is the Law ...... |
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I like this idea too... posture is hard! |
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//less of the puns, 2 fries.// |
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Perhaps I am in need of restraint.
<begins belting self furiously> |
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bun, but only if you promise we can race. |
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That's not a bad idea - it would fit in the same clothing range as my "Retroreflective Pinstripes" (link) - or it could be a service, offered on the street, similar to a shoeshine stand ("Shoeshine! Fancy a shoeshine sir? Latex! Latex! Paint the arse of your trousers with little dots of latex, sir? Come on, that looks like a very shiny suit sir" - etc., etc.). |
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Dance? In an office chair? |
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