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sp: Stationery. I wonder if this would really be feasible... it would be interesting, though, some days. |
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I'm not sure how to explain to our accounts payable assistant why I need so many staplers, but I'm sure I'll be able to figure something out... |
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I'll have a stapler & paper clip, shaken not stirred [+] |
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"A Screwdriver sir? - You'll want the
hardware shop next door" |
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As they say on eBay: A++++++++++++ |
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/"A Screwdriver sir? - You'll want the hardware shop next door"/ |
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That would be the bar for contractors, of course.
"I'll take two Screwdrivers, and a Fuzzy Navel, please." |
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"You'll have to go to the farm stand next door for that Fuzzy Navel." |
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"Sorry boss, had one too many calculators at lunch - mind if I have the afternoon off?" |
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"Another lap-dance, er, I mean 'top' over here, please. Thank you." |
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Great idea, can just imagine running into the boss. +++ |
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I'll have a ream of paper, a post-it note with a twist and highlighter.
A minute later...
No - I actually wanted a highlighter! |
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This could be done the other way around - common items of stationery could be renamed "vodka martini", "plate of nachos", "bottle of rioja", "tapas", so that when your expenses form suggests that you've bought a bottle of rioja and some tapas no one will really know whether you've been enjoying yourself at the company's expense or whether you've popped out to buy a few reams of paper and some new toner cartridges for the printer. |
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Wicked...I order 'red pens' by the dozen. + |
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There is a bar in Rutland, Vermont called "The Office" so when you say you are staying late at "The Office" you are not telling a lie. |
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Hilarious, but sadly unnecessary if the restaurant prints a fake receipt for you. |
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A computer program figures out how to add up actual stapler and printer cartridge prices to equal your bill, and prints those instead of what you actually ordered. |
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Funny, [xandram], Ive been there. Theres also one in Boston, right next to My Brothers Place. |
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I think I'll open one and call it "Home". |
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I've been to Rutland, Vermont, but I
didn't visit "The Office". |
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