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The posting of this idea may well turn out to be one of the turning points in human history. |
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One of those battery-powered caulking guns used by windscreen repairers would be ideal. |
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Should be possible to do this. Can one not purchase enpty caulk containers? And catering sized jars of Nutella? |
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They make Nutella in a squeeze bottle, but for the real aficionado... [link] |
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// One of those battery-powered caulking guns... // |
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Naw. Steel drum with pneumatic delivery. |
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//pneumatic delivery// - yes, some kind of Nutella
sputtering is needed |
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Explosively formed molten Nutella projectiles ... a Nutella Bazooka. |
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How about a miniature fracking rig, injecting Nutella into a meringue bedrock? |
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//miniature fracking rig// - excellent idea, as long
as the fracking technology also supports the
injection of lemon drizzle into Lemon Drizzle Cake,
and the subcutaneous basting of roasts. |
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The British have finally discovered what Americans did to
cheese a long time ago, and ironically love it. |
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Yes, but we call it "Nutella" rather than "chocolate", much as "Cheez Wizz" should be called "sealant" rather than "cheese". |
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// discovered what Americans did to cheese a long time ago // |
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Pump it down deep boreholes under very high pressure ? That's one of the best uses for American "cheese" we've ever heard of. |
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The confusing nomenclature shouldn't be a surprise. After all, "prairie oysters" are emphatically not a seafood, "buffalo wings" are entirely unrelated to the large herbivorous mammal of the same name, and the so-called "World series" doesn't actually involve teams from anywhere outside the USA. |
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So calling a crudely-refined bitumen derivative "cheese" is no surprise at all. |
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How about an expanding version : "No more empty pastries". |
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//crudely-refined bitumen derivative// Now now, [8th], play fair. It's also bleached and de-flavoured. |
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[8th of 7]; the Yanks don't invite other countries into their "World Series" because they know that they would get their arses handed to them... |
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The very same reason there are no Venusians in the Miss Universe pageant. |
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